What K Said

"About 99 percent of my diet is apples and grapes."

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 13:56:08 -0500

“About 99 percent of my diet is apples and grapes.”

"Um, this summer, if we have time, can we go to the Indonesian rain forest?"

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 10:04:03 -0500

““Um, this summer, if we have time, can we go to the Indonesian rain forest?””

- K, on summer vacation

"By the way, I farted as soon as I came into your room."

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 21:49:03 -0500

“By the way, I farted as soon as I came into your room.”

Career advice

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 14:23:57 -0500

K: I want to work in an animal hospital
Me: maybe you could be a dentist for animals
M: I want to be a teacher
K: you could be a dentist for soccer players!
M: what?
K: you know, like when old soccer players get gum disease.

"I saw a brand new baby with the extension cord still on it."

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 18:38:17 -0500

“I saw a brand new baby with the extension cord still on it.”

- K

Life is a box of chocolates...

Fri, 04 Jan 2013 19:16:45 -0500

K: Grandma bought us a box of chocolates.
Me: Are we going to bring them home?
K: Yeah, we can watch a drama movie and cry while we eat them.

2013 Resolutions

Mon, 31 Dec 2012 21:38:10 -0500

“When the clock strikes midnight, that’s it, no more snuggles. Temporarily.”

"Uh, I think he’s wearing a wig."

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 15:49:06 -0500

“Uh, I think he’s wearing a wig.”

- K, on Jon Bon Jovi

K: Wait, who's an old man?

Fri, 28 Dec 2012 18:34:53 -0500

K: Wait, who's an old man?
Me: Mick Jagger
K: who?
Me: you know, that song "moves like Jagger" is about him.
K: *shudders* eww.

Confidence

Sat, 01 Sep 2012 12:21:14 -0400

K: Grandma says that she'll give us a brive to go to the grocery store with her
Me: You mean a bribe
K: No, it's briVE
Me: No, It's briBE
K: Nope. It's brive.
Me: Alright

Fashion plate

Sun, 19 Aug 2012 14:22:06 -0400

Trying to go to buy milk
Me: let’s go, what’s the hold up?
K: oh, sorry. I had to make a few adjustments to my outfit.

A quiet evening stroll...

Sat, 04 Aug 2012 20:00:00 -0400

K: whatifsomeoneaccidentallystolesomethingbutdidntknowtheystoleitandthenthepoliceaskedthemaboutitwouldtheygetintrouble?
andwhatiftherewasntoneofthosemetalthingsanditsoitdidntgooffandyouforgotyouhaditandthenyoustoleitbyaccidentandthestoredidntknowandyoudidntknowthenwhatwouldhappen?andwheredograssseedscomefrom?maybethegrassrootsistheseedormaybegrassgetflowersandthenthosearetheseedsormaybethegrassjustturnsintoseeds
ihearlotsofcricketsaroundherelatelyandiamsogladtobebackinwinnipegbecausetherearejustmorecricketsthanever.

Way ahead of you...

Sat, 28 Jul 2012 09:19:51 -0400

K: Imagine if you married David Beckham and then he was our Dad.

Just got back into town and the paparazzi is already all up in...

Sat, 28 Jul 2012 09:17:03 -0400

Just got back into town and the paparazzi is already all up in her face.

Today’s special

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 08:58:39 -0400

Today’s special

"You can really make a dinner, mommy"

Mon, 21 May 2012 19:10:17 -0400

“You can really make a dinner, mommy”

Too much tv

Mon, 21 May 2012 19:06:18 -0400

K: BOOM!
Me: That’s sort of rude.
K: What? It’s my catch phrase.

"I need to get my hose on, yo!"

Mon, 14 May 2012 10:18:14 -0400

“I need to get my hose on, yo!”

- K, watering the garden

Politico

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 19:25:57 -0400

K: Keep fighting the good fight.
Me: Um. Thanks. I will.

Science

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 22:09:49 -0400

K: A tyrannosaurus wouldn’t have to munch, it could just swallow me whole. Literally.